Episode 16: Issue Three! NOT!

SO, today is the day that Issue 3 of Jukebox Comix was supposed to be released. Alas, that is not going to happen. I'm still jobless and that is my utmost priority right now. And I have no money to make copies. That's the depth of my debts. Please throw a coin into my cup if you spot me on the street.

Instead of posting the cover of issue 3, I'm just going to post a short comic I made in the last week. Its just something to post on today to make me feel better about only completing half of issue 3. (note: it sucks, but I think it's slightly funny.) It's called "Illegirl" and it's about a snotty girl who commits "vile" acts.

Let it be known, Issue 3 will be made, it will just be late. Perhaps a century or so late. But I hope not.


Also, two threadless designs in the past two weeks! Maybe I'll make some dough off of them and be able to put out some comix soon! SO VOTE. OR ELSE.






Later: Ehh, I guess I can at least post the cover.

COMING SOON!

Episode 15: Bad Badder Badst

So, let me detail this last month for you. My car broke down, causeing me to spend all of my paycheck that week on repairs. So add 0 to the old bank total. Next, rent's due, so subtract 255. Next, think you have two hundred dollars more in your account than you actually do, add 200 fake dollars then subtract them, because THEY DON'T EXIST, then subtract 200 hundred or so REAL dollars. What do you get? A negative balance. What do you get with a negative balance? Even more of a negative balance, because the bank charges you an overdraft fee. AS IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY IN ENOUGH TROUBLE!

Next, lose the best job you've ever had for making a joke. Take your last check to the bank and realise the grand total you have saved from five months at that job is a heavy dose of shame and $64.
Not $640, which is what I was expecting, but 6.4.

In conclusion, unless things start to look better and Jesus stops raping me in the ass, there will be no issue this month. It will be postponed.

Pray for me, unless I lost all you religious types by acusing Jesus of raping me.
K. Wroten